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Corey Allen Kotler

Life is not a dress rehersal and as you can see, I live everyday to the max! Not long ago I experienced the pleasure of flying on a private jet for the first time and it was an eye opening and life changing experience. Once I experienced the very best that life has to offer I made it a focus to improve the quality of my life. I’m just an average guy that grew up in Queens and for those of us that aren’t oil tycoons, when traveling I learned that I can still improve the quality of my life. Thanks to Charter Fight Group CharterFlightGroup.com I learned that one can actually book a one way trip on a private jet domestically or internationally. Give them a call and tell them Corey sent ya!

As a Jewish kid growing up in Bayside, Queens, during the prehistoric days of disco, I wasn’t taught to be handy. At a young age I was told, ” if something needs to be fixed open the Yellow Pages (Today you can find Yellow Pages in museums next to pay phones and #2 pencils) and hire someone to fix whatever needed to be fixed.” As an adult although I don’t fancy myself as a ‘do-it-yourself’er’. I did in fact jerryrig my toilet once but that didn’t end well; please forgive me for taking the long winded route of explaining that the concept of building my own website horrified the living daylights out of me! Someone told me about Wix and all I can say is Wix rhymes with dicks. Wix was a nightmare. The good news is that this story has a happy ending. I was able to get a full refund and that I discovered GoDaddy’s Website Builder. I am so not getting paid to endorse them, I just truly love their service. For a whopping $17.00 I got a do it yourself template that even I could master along with hosting! Credit where credit is due, I would have been lost in space (reference the same museum with the pay phones) if it wasn’t for GoDaddy’s unlimited 24/7 telephone assistance. AND THE KICKER IS THAT THEIR 24/7 CUSTOMER SERVICE CALL CENTERS ARE ACTUALLY LOCATED IN THE UNITED STATES! Scientifically I didn’t know that was possible. Every time I turn around it seems that I learn something new thing from GoDaddy. And on top of that, their head ‘muckey muck’s’ name is Auguste Goldman which dispels any prior misinfomation that Jews do in fact name their kids Auguste.

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